Tonight promises to be amazing!
Am I watching the Olympics? No.
Am I going to a great movie with the kiddos? No.
Am I going out on a hot date with my best friend and husband? No.
I get to bleach my walls tonight!
And if I'm really quick, I can clean the little trays in my windows too.
Man, I really know how to have a goooood tme.
And lo, such a thing exists
20 hours ago